Mo te wa roa e hiahia ana ahau ki te rapu he aha te mea rerekee mo nga kotiro waea, ina he nui to raatau tono mo a raatau ratonga. Inaianei kei te mohio ahau, he roa te kotiro onge, he mohio, he pai ki te ngote i te tiu o tana hoa. He meneti, e rua meneti, katahi ka pai ki te huri ki tana putea. Ka pupuhi ia kia unuhia e koe ona makawe! He tino pai tana moni.
He pai ki ahau te kotiro Iukereiniana, he tino ataahua ia. Kaore ano te kaiurungi i totoro, a kei te harikoa ahau mo te topanga rangatahi reka. Engari me ako ia ki te ngote, he kino te mahi o te tikanga borax. Ka tūtohu ahau ki te tiki i te wiri me te whakaharatau i te pupuhi korokoro i a ia e waatea ana, mena ka hiahia ia ki te whai moni i runga tiriti ma te ngote ure o nga tane.
He wawata whakamere ki te peita i taua kaihe momona ki te kakariki! Ko nga wahine penei he kaihe he tino pai ki te waahi ngokingoki, ka tino mohio he boner. Engari me whai taputapu roa tika koe. Ki te kore koe e whai, ka tūtohu ahau ki te whakatakoto i te wahine ki runga i tona tuara, me te whakapouri i a ia me o ringaringa ki runga i ona huha ka pehia ki runga ki tona kopu. Ki te kore e taea e koe te tiki i te tiihi ki roto i te hohonu.
Ko te pipi me te moko kei runga i ona papa he tino uwha. He harikoa ki te noho takitoru ki a ia. Ka paopao o ratou mahunga ki waenga i ona ngutu, ka horahia ona waewae, ka pakia a ratou tiu ki runga i tona rae me ona paparinga - a kihai i aro atu te wahine kirikiri. He mea pai ki a ia te whakangao i tana kopu me tana poi. Kua werohia e ahau tona waha - kia ngahau ia! Te ahua nei ehara i te wa tuatahi i whiua ia i roto i te porowhita, ka horomia e ia. )