Me whakarongo te kotiro ki tona papa, katahi ka whiua te whiu. Ki te kore ka kore he ako me te tikanga i roto i te whare. A ko te meka e tirotirohia ana e ia tana putea he mana matua noa. E tika ana tona papa ki te mohio ko wai ia e noho tahi ana, ki hea ia e haere ana. Ma te whakapouri i a ia, ka whakaatuhia e ia ko wai te rangatira. Kaati, kare e taea e koe te patuki i te teepu me to ringa penei i te tangata tauhou. Ko te hoatu ki a ia he pupuhi me te cum ki runga i ona tits te huarahi pai ki te whakatipu ia ia me te whakaatu i tana awangawanga matua!
He harikoa ia i te tono a te negro ki a ia ki te rakau - kei te peke ia me te koa! Kia mahara koe, ko ia te tangata nana i patai ki a ia, ka penei ana ia, "Ka pai! Ae ra, kua mohio nga tangata katoa o te uniana he aha te tiihi nui kei a ia - na ka oma nga pi ki te hari i o ratou rua. a kare he whakaaro i tona taenga mai. Katahi ka tango tetahi neder i te wahine kairau penei hei wahine: a ka mohio ia he wahine ia.
Mena kua whakaae tetahi kotiro ki te mahi hei kaiawhina, kei te tino mohio ia ka tata tonu ka anga atu ia ki te tikaokao a tona rangatira. Ki te whai hononga pai ki te kiritaki, i roto i tana mahi, he mea tino nui. Ina hoki, karekau ia e huri i te moni. Na ka tika tana tango i roto i tona waha, a kumea tika ana ia. A he pai tana ahua, he tangata tauhou ia. A kaore koe e korero ki te rangatira o te whare mo taua mea - inaianei kua whakaratohia e ia nga tohutohu mo etahi atu ratonga :-)
Tēnā koe, wanker.